The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster-Fast Shipping

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Can I get a “ramen” from the congregation?!

Behold the Church of the Flying SpaghettiMonster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According tochurch founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were createdby a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’ s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from theFSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, whichis conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidaysevery Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heavenhave a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met itsmatch—and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.

Within thesepages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts– dispelling such malicious myths asevolution (“only a theory”), science (“only a lot of theories”), and whether we’rereally descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees,but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!)
See what impressively credentialed topscientists have to say:

“If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal timeshould be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.”
–Professor Douglas Shaw,Ph.D.

“Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative ‘theories’like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.”
–J. Simon, Ph.D.

“In my scientificopinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid thanclassic ID theory.”
–Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D.

Read the book and decide for yourself!