Consumer Joe: Harassing Corporate America, One Letter at a Time-Fast Shipping

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Title: Consumer Joe: Harassing Corporate America, One Letter at a Time

Author: Paul Davidson

ISBN: 9780767915021

Publisher: Broadway

Published: 2003

Binding: Paperback

Language: English

Edition: 1

Condition Note: Clean, unmarked copy with some edge wear. Good binding. Dust jacket included if issued with one. We ship in recyclable American-made mailers. 100% money-back guarantee on all orders.

Publisher : In the bestselling tradition of “The Lazlow Letters” and “Letters from a Nut,” screenwriter Paul Davidson has been firing off humble but humorous letters to Fortune 500 companies to find answers to such hot-button questions like why hasn’t Minute Maid begun to sell an all pulp, juice-free product yet, and whether it’s safe to microwave a bowl of Marshmallow Fluff on high for ten minutes. And the funny thing is . . . consumer-care departments everywhere have been writing back to him, addressing his queries with deadpan seriousness.
Collecting dozens of selections from Davidson’s funniest correspondence, “Consumer Joe” uncovers why a box of fifty envelopes only contained forty-seven and how colorblind people are supposed to tell whether their Ziploc baggies (“yellow and blue makes green”) are properly sealed, while making numerous product-improvement suggestions along the way (such as adding Tuna Melt flavor to the Jamba Juice product line).
Taking aim at the increasingly advertising-sponsored society, “Consumer Joe” features utterly absurd but irresistible missives to companies ranging from Barnes & Noble and Fed-Ex to Southwest Airlines and Taco Bell. Full of kvetches we all can relate to, “Consumer Joe” is poised to become the patron saint of every beleaguered shopper.