Description
Put this book down and look somewhere else if youre in the market for a guide on how to mold your kids into societys little angels. This aint that. Its the raw, unfiltered truth about fatherhood thatll have you clutching your balls in laughter and sheer terror. Welcome to DADASS its not your average boring parenting book, its the real shit.
The epic saga begins in 2016, when my life got flipped-turned upside down. I went from being a vodka-breathing, headbanging, tour manager for heavy metal bands to a wealthy international barber who snorted more lines than a barcode scanner on a regular Tuesday. Oh, and did I mention I married a smoking hot adult star (thats the PG13 way of saying pornstar by the way) at 21 years old ? Yeah, I hit the jackpot, but not in the way youre thinking. I landed the dream job: becoming a f*cking badass dad to two amazing boys.
If youre standing there, book in hand, wondering if fatherhoods about to turn you into one of those soft, baby-talking, stroller-pushing zombies, or if youre already in the dad trenches, getting spit up on while your baby mamas got you on a leash in the bookstores self-help section this is your call to arms. DADASS isnt about the sugar-coated, Pinterest-perfect parenting crap that weak dudes are into. Its about the real Dos & Donts of getting that DADASS status.
So, if youve got the stones for it, grab this book, slap down your cash, and prepare to ride the rollercoaster that is modern badass daddying. You might learn something, or at the very least, youll have a few good laughs before realizing what youve gotten yourself into. DADASS because parenting is too important to take seriously all the goddamn time.
Author: Oliver Kult
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Death to Books
Published: 06/02/2024
Pages: 300
Weight: 0.59lbs
Size: 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.75d
ISBN: 9798218397616
Language: English
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